Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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