why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
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