Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Randomize
