how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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