my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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