I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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