That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Randomize
