I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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