reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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