11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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