Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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