was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
she told me i tasted like america
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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