OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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