Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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