why do cheetos always look like penises
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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