I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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