I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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