is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
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