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(607): View more from New York

I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on

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(954): View more from Florida

Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...

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Is this the gay conversation?

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(925): View more from California

It smells like ranch

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Must be all the white people

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.

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(858): View more from California

I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.

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(313): View more from Michigan

well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails

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(801): View more from Utah

What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?

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(858): View more from California

It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life

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(563): View more from Iowa

My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.

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