Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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