i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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