...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
You ruined the universe
i black out too much to be "responsible"
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
the raccoons are back...
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