Don't you send me to vm
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Boobs speak an international language.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
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