Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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