Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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