just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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