This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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