We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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