just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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