: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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