Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(419): View more from Ohio

i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.

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(347): View more from New York

Leave Me Alone

(573): View more from Missouri

At least least me cry on your voice mail

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(301): View more from Maryland

Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.

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(727): View more from Florida

And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity

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(214): View more from Texas

I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.

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(513): View more from Ohio

I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....

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