We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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