chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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