i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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