you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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