I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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