So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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