it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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