I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Randomize
