i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
I have post one night stand depression
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