Cold hands, warm shart.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
My vagina is officially offended.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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