Porn is love you can see.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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