is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
Randomize