What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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