I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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