All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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