Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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