Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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