The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
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