I think I just saw someone hide a body.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
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