As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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