i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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