god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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