and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Fuck appropriateness.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
he's gonorrhea incarnate
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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