I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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