Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
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