Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
She said her name was "party"
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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