: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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