If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
and she was petting her beer can
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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